**25 Humorous And Unconventional Units Of Measurement**

From donkeypower to the beard-second these are 25 humorous and unconventional units of measurement.

#### 25. The beard-second

#### 24. Mickey

#### 23. Sheppey

#### 22. Smoot

A unit of length, defined as the height of Oliver R. Smoot, the president of the International Organization for Standardization (ISO). It was created exclusively to measure the length of the Harvard Bridge.

#### 21. Barn, Outhouse, and Shed

#### 19. Friedman

#### 18. Kardashian

#### 17. Microcentury

#### 16. Rictus scale

#### 15. Dirac

#### 14. Helen

#### 13. Lenat

#### 12. MegaFonzie

#### 11. Puppy

#### 10. Pouter

#### 9. Warhol

#### 8. Canard

#### 7. Wheaton

#### 6. Bloit

#### 5. Gillette

#### 3. Microsoft minute

#### 2. MilliEinstein

#### 1. Monkey minute

It is famously said that a very large number of monkeys typing randomly at a keyboard for eternity, will produce the complete works of Shakespeare (or some other literary canon). It follows then, that for works of lesser magnitude a smaller number of monkeys (or shorter duration) will suffice. Thus 1 monkey minute is a measure of literary quality.